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20秒英文笑話簡短

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Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.

老師:誰能回到我下一個問題,誰就可以回家了。

One boy throws his bag out the window.

一個小男孩把書包扔到窗外。

Teacher: who just threw that?!

老師:誰剛剛把書包扔出去了?

Boy: Me! I’m going home now.

男孩:我!我現在要回家了。

2、

What dog can jump higher than a building?

什麼狗比大樓跳的還高?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!

任何一隻狗,大樓又跳不起來。

3、

What has a head, a tail, and no body?

什麼有頭、有尾,但是沒有身體?

A coin!

硬幣。

4、

What has one eye but cannot see?

什麼有一隻眼睛,卻看不見?

A needle.

針。

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